Where is the dude who can do it for us?
He’s gonna lay down the law without a big fuss
He could finger the jew who really killed Jesus
He’ll reel and he’ll rock but he’s a good old cuz

Where is the dude, the man of steel?
Who made this depression look like the old new deal
He could act empathetic, but he really don’t feel
He’s as young as Prozac, he is as old as the wheel

We’re digging a whole, we’re roasting a pig
Let’s turn the radio up loud, we’ll dance an orgy
Drinking off till we just sit and stare
Who can take us there?
Disintegration man!

Where is the dude who can rock the house?
He can hit like Cain, but he’s cute as a mouse
He’s too busy to work, but he don’t grab reprize
He’s a well heel gentleman, an eloquent sans
He’s a new instigator for the Paradigm shift
When he’s slamming it down he will feel like a lift
He’s a doctor, a poet, he’s a friend to the stars
He’s the man from Venus, he is the woman from Mars

We’re digging a whole, we’re roasting a pig
Let’s turn the radio up loud and dance a fine jing
We’ll fire up the light bed, we’ll all get a tan
Who’ll give us the plan?
Disintegration man!

Don’t give me the usual, that tired old swim
The man who’d have us drinkin’, all bushmen
You’ll turn water into wine, boys into men
Before I have another, he’ll turn them back again

He’ll have perfect hair, a Southern draw
He’ll court and bosses well as old Saint Paul
He’ll have upset eyes, and a steeling rear
He’ll make you feel good doing anything like you really can

He’ll smoke cigarettes, drink coffee from a chain
He might even dabble and crackle gain
He’ll make us pay the price, we won’t feel no pain
You’ll feel we’re living the dream and the carpool lane

We’re digging a whole, we’re roasting a pig
It’s just some doughnuts with my dodge it’s a great out way
We’ll burn down house, we’ll live off the land
He’ll give us the plan!

Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man
Disintegration man